How arrogant have we become, to think that we should have dominion over the very seasons themselves? Autumn still has its place in this world, despite being inferior to summer.

Did a double take...

McDonalds is going to fix what?

Making my belly fatter so I can't see it anymore? Making it shrivel up from all the gid awful crap that's in the food?

This sausage announces itself in Spanish

What an amazing job offer! Better get on that ASAP

So fast he surprises himself.

This face swap my husband did with our 3 year old

"In order to go in you must get the ear plugs from inside there... "Hey! you can't go in there without earplugs!"

The i's in Verizons new Visible plan are invisible

That's one bad apple. Painting Deadpool on thrift store paintings.

Boy, I'm glad I'm a member. It practically pays for itself with these discounts!