During the film Grind (2003) Bam Margera makes multiple cameos appearing relatively sober and well put together. This is because movies are not real life.

Personal photoshoot in the middle of downtown street

This dog snuck out of the house, got into so-fi stadium, picked out a seat, and watched a Metallica concert.

She waited a long time for this box to be empty

These are her "good nap" ears

My cat trying to get my sister’s to play

She’d be awful at poker.

Panini hoarding the beds

Who's telling me to kill my mom over breakfast?

I understand the spongebob part but not the Dairy Queen part

Please help