Average Chelsea & Brighton fan interaction

Average Spurs fan

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Yank here, why does Jadon Sancho need a defensive midfielder?

Pessi has no drips

Least degenerate Manchester Blue fan.

Hasn't he been doing this for past 3 years???

Yank here, can you legacy fans explain what “European status” means?

-£1billion net spend to end up with that back line 💀

United fans when they don’t sign Mbappe, Haaland, Bellingham and Pedri in the same window.

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