I said “make way for Willie!” ya bloated gasbag!

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

I Paused at an Opportune Time

Mom... my potato is eating a carrot!

Ah crap, there's a clog in the torso chute! Leroy! Get your ass in gear!

Alright! I’ve been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back!

Now, I know I haven't been the best Christian. In fact, when you're up there blah-blah-blahing I'm usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners.

Look, Daddy a whale egg!

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Listen Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler!

Homer wearing a hat is always funny.