Time to double dutch on land reclamation!
The stingy and brash Dutch have pissed off lots of people this Summer: from being voted worst tourists by the French to literally taking dumps on Spaniards! They even rallied all Nordics against them, a feat not observed since Ragnar Lothbrok. The cheeseheads have come home to roost and on behalf of all our euro frenemies France shall launch a full-scale invasion across the Belgian Sea. Once the entire swamp is ours, we’ll gladly trade all areas north of the Rhine against your best offer: Rhineland, Piedmont, Romandie… you name it! To sweeten the deal, we’ll throw in all former Dutch colonies minus St Martin Sud. Rest assured everyone, we’ll reinstate Luxembourg sovereignty for ~~tax optimization~~ humanitarian reasons. As for the remaining swamp Germans, Flemish leviathans and Walloon mermaids they shall be assimilated to the art de vivre à la française, which they ignorantly glimpsed through their caravan. Those resisting francisation shall be banished to the [Île du diable](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil's_Island?wprov=sfti1) or 'Murica, whichever scares you most.