Why didn't Gollum just swallow the One Ring? Is he stupid?

It would be very hard to lose it and he could look at it every 6 to 8 hrs.

I have no memory of this place.

Galadriel with the one ring

POV: You are a biblical patriarch and you've lived 1/8th of your life.

Not all tears are an evil

After all what he went through

Maybe he woulda fit better in The Silmarillion

He had skills

You are now officially classified as a peace disturber.

If I should return, think better of me Father.

I know it's out of season but this came to me suddenly and I just had to: