Father Winter’s kiss

This was on a post about mint scented body wash. It’s not too far off the mark

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"AGGRAVATED HOMOSEXUALITY"

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Pretty sure in the millions of years of civilization this has never been said

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The voice of god is like, Mordecai, you must make good on your word and fuck girl Rigby

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H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK

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“I wish human nipples had foreskin. If you jerk them off for long enough, you have a nipple orgasm and milk comes out (this happens with both sexes).”

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I am jealous and considering having a sounding accident so I can get some drugs.

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I’m not saying he was right

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Ghost of Richard Nixon is menstruating though my bunghole

https://reddit.com/r/Presidents/s/XSurnjW1qW

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Bro parked next to the manic meat mangler and got mad when his car got hit by the cart

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Playing DOOM on a pregnancy tester

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