absolute unit of a chanterelle (banana for scale)

Absolute Rhino Beetle

Operation Crossroads Baker in 1946

This 28 inch $32 pizza my mom got for free a while back

My mom ordered takeout and noticed it was a lot more expensive than it normally was and asked what they said she ordered. Apparently they thought she ordered the Epic pizza, which she didn’t even know existed, and they took it off the bill but gave it to us for free anyway so the chefs didn’t get mad at them. It was so big they had to put it in the trunk.

these scissors

bottle cap (lower left) for scale

I don’t know his name…

Sly and his wife, Brigitte Nielsen, when they were a couple back in '87

The Bulgerian Army

Thomas Jefferson’s sixth great grandson recreates his photo

CS i should be ashamed of trying to take advantage of another woman….

because i broke the news to her that she , in fact, absolutely needs front struts. & not just the tire rotation that she told me she is positive is her only issue. was proud of her suspension still being “in tact” at nearly 300k. listen, lady, i love my GM, too, but….YOUR GM is begging you. for struts. f me, right?

Advance Autoparts has officially lost their mind.