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Good Morning Parents

Didn’t realise how much I missed the headteacher’s passive aggressive, sarcastic message of the day!!

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Someone knew what they were doing when they priced this up.

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Not sure who to be angry with - the small business owner for setting this price or the fact that people will pay this. Not worth that price, surely?!

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Don't let the sloth bear's name and dishevelled appearance fool you; this insect-eating bear can outrun a human, swim skillfully, and climb trees competently—it even stands its ground against predators like tigers. A mother will travel with her cubs on her back—the only bear to routinely do so.

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MCs for having dupe sub.

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Remembering Jimmy Buffett by showing off my tits

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Just had this lovely conversation with my mother. Additional context in comments.

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My folks often randomly send me messages about vaccinations. I was encouraging them to vaccinate my little brother so he can go to high school

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What my mom posted on her story on Facebook

I just got Facebook back after over a year off everything. My mom wanted to add me and I knew she had racist and homophobic thangs all over her page, but I knew she’d throw a fit and hit me or take my phone. After adding her back I ignored everything she posts cus almost all of it is dumb like this. I love her cus she’s my mom but seeing this hurts me. Knowing my mom will never love me if she knew a part of me kills me inside. Just last night I was talking to my bff (my boyfriend) and she got so mad at me cus he “sounds gay” she smacked me. I’ve had ass beatings before. But she just palmed slaped me cus someone I was talking to sounded gay to her. Please yall help

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Found on Facebook

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