My bishop cant afford vacations what do i do

just found out male cats always have forced mate in one move, what can I do in this position (I'm a female cat who doesn't want to reproduce)

Where are the bishops?

Holy hell

Where are the bishops?

Holy hell

What i do in this posicionamento?

Downvote Google en passant

Guys I thought it was about chess. Am I stupid?

Downvote Google en passant

What do I do in this position ? I'm a simple goblin

What do I do in this position? (I'm white)

Feelings of power