What should I do in this position? (I don’t actually have cats.)

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Can we all agree that this is a BAD pawn structure?

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Why isn't this a brilliant move? (I'm black)

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Why can't my king move??????

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What do i do in this position (i am the robot)

Old meme just got reposted

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Holy Hell

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What do I do in this position? (I'm white)

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Wich one of you fuckers did this

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Knight Promotion? (Y/N)

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I'll start "The Queen is pinned and can't move"

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I was playing against Magnus Carlson and I saw he had this printed out. Is this considered cheating?

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