What do I do in this position? (I’m white)

I'll start "The Queen is pinned and can't move"

What do I do in this position? (I'm women)

Holy hell!

I wrote knightmare fuel so many times that Martin stopped responding, AMA

You gotta love Martin

What do I do in this position? (I'm white)

What should I do in this position? (I don’t actually have cats.)

Can we all agree that this is a BAD pawn structure?

Why isn't this a brilliant move? (I'm black)

Why can't my king move??????