What do I do in this position (I'm straight)

What do i do in this position? (Someone just walked up to my desk and drew this)

Where is he? I miss him

When you force a tie after your opponent blunders an easy mate

What do I do in this position (I am frightened by the revolution of the machines btw)

Is there a lore reason why no one uses the "babe wake up" from the original one? Are they stupid?

Bobby Fischer's favorite relative?

what do I do in this position(I'm down elixir)

What do I do in this position? (I’m white)

I'll start "The Queen is pinned and can't move"

What do I do in this position? (I'm women)