What do I do in this position? (I'm an actual zombie)

I did it guys, I made the thing

What do I do in this position? (I’m Estonia btw)

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New response just dropped

What do I do in this position (I'm straight)

What do i do in this position? (Someone just walked up to my desk and drew this)

Where is he? I miss him

When you force a tie after your opponent blunders an easy mate

What do I do in this position (I am frightened by the revolution of the machines btw)

Is there a lore reason why no one uses the "babe wake up" from the original one? Are they stupid?