Got a slurpee to ease my sore throat, a wasp flew in my straw and I didn’t notice.

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Battery burnt the connector. Got it two days ago. Gonna kms

Battery burnt the connector on my last one, so I had my sister overnight me a new one. Got it the day before yesterday- and it happened again, on a new battery. The amount in which I hate it here grows every single day.

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Dropped one of my favourite mugs

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My friend got a new car today and the wheel fell off while driving it.

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Poor dude got stuck

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Picked up my car from the garage. Were they cruising in my minivan??

I made it to the gas station, but I’ve never gotten to a zero mile range before!

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My Dogs Fur Needled Itself Across My Eye

Wouldn't rub, blink, or flush off. Eventually got it out by sliding it out by the bottom left corner. This was last month.

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"You nuked my brother... You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status."

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Make a Run For The Border!...

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What could possibly go wrong?

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Not even remotely surprising.

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