I was gonna go wade in the water, but now I think I might not do that.

My phone does not have a crack

i also did nothing and it had 4 upvotes

This flower that looks like a habanero

Meet tapeworm

I saw this dream today

Chewy sent my kitty an early birthday card.

This is not me

Average conversation between my sister and I

This is not my foot

This is not mine

ive been on reddit for 3 years