Ok but that's such a sick burn. Handing someone their shoes is one of the most polite ways I can think of to tell them to fuck-off...

what would you do if pokemon were real?

Women are my favourite guy, and plants my favourite animal

And we were nice to each other...

Breaking bad father figure

Prostitution, loan-sharking, numbers; the kid liked to wet his beak in everything.

Kids, you haven't touched your tongue sandwiches

Snake Jailbird Fanart

Low key my favourite Simpsons character icl

Yvan Eht Nioj?

It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV.

Your stock in the plant just went up for the first time in ten years.