Ahh yes...

They may be on to something

Of course, that's more important

Wearing glasses defines your sexuality.

Someone failed basic biology

That didn’t take long

"I forgave myself for cheating."

Only criminals can be shot💀

America in a nutshell. One major thing that the UK does better, parental leave.

The face of a cult member, like a meth user's mugshot.

"And I should know. I was the previous greatest threat to our republic."