Self improvement and ambition at any age should be celebrated

They were dead relaxed

You Broke My Collarbone With a Hammer

I Make Love, I Can Always Feel God Watching

Ted Cruz ate my asshole in a Wendy's restroom in 1997

I have the retard strength of ten men.

To Take a Shitty Video

Vanilla shit

Guess what was written on the white van?

You can't block gas vents with children's corpses

“'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class”