"And Sting glinted at the edges"

Yeeeeet 🦶

My dad was going to donate these. I took them off his hands

My Precious

The film we deserve

Drooling like a Smeagol over Fish

Fly, you fool

Frodoo

Recast LOTR, using only actors from Star Wars. Bonus points for only from the prequels.

Cat psychiatrist

Would have been a short book.