Lord of the Crunchings

so are all the elves if we're being totally honest

"if there's one thing bill ferny can't stand it's bill ferny!" -Bill Ferny

Please mother, I beg thee!

A meme for every line in LotR: Day 248

i'm assuming the rest of the hobbits know a bit about cooking, if only through their intense love of food and the fact that they're not royalty

Spoil beautiful meat Smeagol saved for you, poor hungry Smeagol!

same could be said of all fiction, I suppose... But especially fantasy/ scifi

It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

Finals at Nazgûl University

I’ll see myself out

"And Sting glinted at the edges"