I think he just wanted to be able to blame Frodo when shit went sideways.

*desperately clenches ass cheeks until she's gone so I can walk stiff legged to the hallway and let it rip

poor sauron

A visual of the song of creation

I seeeee you?

word of sauron

Lord of the Crunchings

so are all the elves if we're being totally honest

"if there's one thing bill ferny can't stand it's bill ferny!" -Bill Ferny

Please mother, I beg thee!

A meme for every line in LotR: Day 248