What's your favourite Moe prank call?

"I have misplaced my pants."

Mr. Burns was admitted to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to 'alive.'

“Oh that’s just Murray the window washer. He comes everyday at 12”

I put on "Marge be not Proud" and was genuinly suprised when Gil wasn't the Photographer.

You think you know fear? Well, I've seen them naked.

As much as I love all the Simpsons quotes and what not here, nothing gets laughing harder than finding them randomly in other subs. This one is from someone asking about something that turned out to be an ant trap that is meant to kill the queen ant so it fit perfectly.

♪ Bart, it’s time to end this dream ♪ ♪ and don’t forget the standard scream. ♪

S7E4

What is the classic film that you can't take serious because you saw the Simpsons reference at too young an age?

I will now show a short sex education film. Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.

Why does Homer insist on eat the whole chillis

Instead of just eating the actual chillies?