The yawn of an undisputed apex predator

Must SCREM

He likes Star wars Ahsoka

Percy 404 error: brain cell not found

This is the obvious way

Supes gets very concerned that the loud litterbox does not relinquish the business after he yell

This is obviously my bed.

She’s mad because I cleaned a hair off her eye

Summoning demons

The dishwasher stopped working. So he didn't get his nightly wooshies. He was very upset.

Trying my underwear on for size

Every night this one-brain-cella-fella curls up next to me while I do my bedtime reading. And when I turn out the light to go to sleep he taps my head repeatedly to make sure I’m not dead.