Destroy this furry with your German phonk beats

Let’s face it, your husband is probably not as good as Perry the Platypus

Hurrican Spaghetti Maps, a.k.a., Ensemble Forecast

having to milk the uncovered soap teat

‘Can I eat peas that accidentally got boiled with a key?’

Camila Araujo is a bad bird

Comment section on a YouTube clip of her asking her cousin how he feels about her having an OF

Tits

“I’ve someone I’m dating, but I am not in the relationship” wait… WHAT?! 😂

Oh.

He’s my biological dog

Goosebumps.