Cooling down with my 🇮🇹 boba tea 😎

Now THIS is the real Europe but i made some changes

Oh Swcheisse

It's nice how we can easily spot the worst drivers in Europe by their yellow license plate

I was just hired as a consultant outside of Western Europe to solve the all issues in Western Europe. This is the perfect solution. Don't dm me.

Most aware Portuguese journalist (title - having swag so as not to be a n**

German W, Americ*nts w the L in one thing they're supposed to be good at

Baryonyx, 63Ma BCE

True western Europe is Cfb. Proof me wrong.

Ok new plan: The Alpine Regions become one unified country

Southern Germany, Austria, Switzerland and the Alpine parts of France and Italy form one glorious country. What changes?

The European flag is now boring and obsolete and we need to find a new one. Here is my viable option, show me yours