teetotaler too

Cooling down with my 🇮🇹 boba tea 😎

Now THIS is the real Europe but i made some changes

Oh Swcheisse

It's nice how we can easily spot the worst drivers in Europe by their yellow license plate

I was just hired as a consultant outside of Western Europe to solve the all issues in Western Europe. This is the perfect solution. Don't dm me.

Most aware Portuguese journalist (title - having swag so as not to be a n**

German W, Americ*nts w the L in one thing they're supposed to be good at

Baryonyx, 63Ma BCE

True western Europe is Cfb. Proof me wrong.

Ok new plan: The Alpine Regions become one unified country

Southern Germany, Austria, Switzerland and the Alpine parts of France and Italy form one glorious country. What changes?