I think he watched way too many motivational videos

Funny, for those with not-so innocent minds

Apparently the monkey bars require USB-C to stay solid

You can't have a funeral without "fun", right?

Fashion terrorist releases nude hostages during incredibly boring standoff

Hey Stupid

Someone had a little issue with the their pigs in the blanket!!

My family tree game seems to be based in Alabama

We weren't given any context; we're hoping that this is a joke.

Beware of Centaur Milfs

This new headline 😂