If you microwave a hot dog long enough it reverts back to the shape of its original ingredients, lips and assholes.

Friend sent me a picture of their dinner

A little dessert if I do say so myself

It's a couple #grilledcheese sandwiches with pickles and ketchup

Leftover Hot & Spicy Beef instant cup broth plus goldfish

I made ranch gummy bears so you don’t have to.

Saw this on Twitter

Shitty naan pizza

It's a pizza... I guess

Oh no

New ranch hack tonight with my reheated pizza

You may be thinking, "big whoop smeg, we all throw dried dill on our ranch sometimes, it's classic" but what I did was put a lil well in my puddle of ranch and give it a squirt of white vinegar (reg distilled 5%) with the sprinkle of dill. Freakin' delivers. Helps that the pizza is from a small local artisan woodfired farm to table union owned brick and mortar handcrafted establishment specializing in underutilized foraged--- anyway, just wanted to share a cool new way to drink ranch for my fellow vinegar-lovers.

The Collection: 2016