Fell while walking my dog.

First broken bone, and it had to be a doozy.

I stubbed my toe so hard the entire front of it came off

Bike camera got a hole right after I planned to bike to my grandma's. I have no spares. This size isn't common.

But why?

This is what my Mum got for 50 years of service. They only remembered after she brought in a cake. No more than £20 spent.

Siding crew ran out of siding and stole some from the completed side on a street corner. Won’t get a new shipment until next week…

I (male) have elevated prolactin apparently...probably due to my Risperidone prescription. Causes erectile dysfunction (yay)

Black widow decided to set up shop in the kiddo’s bike helmet…

My wife dug up the flower garden, and saved a couple dozen tulip bulbs to replant for next year. Being the helpful spouse I am, I put them in the garage to dry out, safe from critters. Well, except for the mouse that's apparently in our garage.

Didn’t notice their glove broke when dying someone’s hair (Not OC)

Guess who ended up with a shard of glass in their finger at work