I didn't draw a mustache on this hotdog

These crayons that melted in my car

Girlfriend always says my feet are too arched

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I have 9,525 Coins. Who wants a bunch of awards??

Can i have a pass to buy this ice cream?

Mohammedan alignment

I shot a rubber band and now it’s balancing on an electrical wire

I like to torture my charging cables.

"I'm gonna fuck the doctor that delivered this baby into the light of this already foul world until the asshole starts to bleed and evolves into being a whole new organ for fucking and the ability to lubricate itself"I-wha-I-Huh????

Discord convos be wildin

Platypus