I made a payment

I have no coins

I have zero coins who does not want a award

i made a BLT and wrapped it

I have scoliosis (picture not related)

Zero humans live in this photo, as it is just a bunch of pixels.

i accidently took a screenshot while trying to volume up.

its a screenshot

Im Always late to reddit award giveaways

Just passed gas for 9 seconds straight, wife is super pissed.

Is this some kind of record?

I put together my monitor stand

There is a mint on the floor