“Ahoy, hoy lowly mortals. In addition to working for me, you may praise me as your almighty.”

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I allways like the episode

You don't have to like it, you can hate it, and I can likenit, and we both can be wrong.

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That’s about all the recycling I can handle today

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News flash: You need a heart to live

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When your PTO request for your birthday gets denied at work

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Favorite Stephen King reference?

…and no shinning! Don’t be reading my mind between four and five. That’s Willy’s time!

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Ooh, Foofie doesn’t like the sound of that ”maybe” ’cause him’s a commitment dog.

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Why would a box factory need an industrial laundry service?

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Why? Why? My only son...

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