“Ahoy, hoy lowly mortals. In addition to working for me, you may praise me as your almighty.”

Lobster hat, fishnet Speedo Jr, wheelie shoes, invisible-dog leash. Heh, heh, heh. Well, I'm packed!

Why is this so funny?

S6E20

I allways like the episode

You don't have to like it, you can hate it, and I can likenit, and we both can be wrong.

That’s about all the recycling I can handle today

News flash: You need a heart to live

When your PTO request for your birthday gets denied at work

Favorite Stephen King reference?

…and no shinning! Don’t be reading my mind between four and five. That’s Willy’s time!

Ooh, Foofie doesn’t like the sound of that ”maybe” ’cause him’s a commitment dog.

Why would a box factory need an industrial laundry service?

Why? Why? My only son...