Start with attention

Average Twitter user (I'll be dead before I call it 'X')

Who did you ask again?

Harold's face intensifies

Punctuation

Gomu gomu

Dude's got a point

Xi JingPing

Urine rubs

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis wrote letters of support for Rapist Danny Masterson... Kutcher doing great work

It's probably better if he used protection