Heh.

Is Scott secretly the villain?

Wow.

"Women are obligated to date me if I help them!"

Neckbeard logic:

If you say anything about anime, he apparently can't guarantee your safety

Does this fit here? A comment under a post about choosing a 30 yo or a 21 yo woman.

Neckbearded Lizard

Found on Quora

We are motherfuckers🤪

*eyes widen*