When you realize you could have just scooped out some lava from Mt Doom when you were there as a contingency for when the ring was available..............

Once I catch you, you little piece of s***…

I’m not very affluent with dating apps

Grond

This is getting out of hand!

Share the load

Ok Mr High and Mighty, let me ask you this; if you had a firework that transformed into a giant dragon, wouldn't you bring it everywhere hoping for a chance to light it? We all would and you know it.

Stuhls

Stuhl.

Help a kid eat

I ordered bojangles 12pc box and it was canceled cus the store didn’t have chicken ready. Am I able to reorder now that they should have chicken Also I haven’t received my refund yet, only the statement If I reorder will I still get my refund within 5days as stated? Ofc this happens on my second order ever Like I just want breakfast after work 😭

Pisses me off. Just run right through the SWAT bus and traffic so I don’t have to detour, amirite?