When the recipe calls for one clove of garlic. I measure garlic with my heart.

An absolute unit of a cabbage

The bestest boy

This dandelion in a garden I ignored all Summer

It’s at least a foot taller than my 5’3”.

Forearms like tree trunks...

Wouldn't wanna rattle these hornet's nest

My cat Amos (the white one), compared to this other cat

Shitty photoshop meme about my most recent game

His son shall wear the red robes of Mars.

The new names are cool but damn do I feel old.

When Musk names his child "Tau" Techno Mechanicus