Ironic

Reinventing the wheel

AWS released EC2 in 2006. People before 2006:

I was gonna eat here, but then I wouldn’t know how to exit.

What about it?

That was a close one.

Use YAML if you want comment in JSON

SDLC in a nutshell

After visiting unix* subreddit -- ASCIImeme straight from "programmer"'s terminal!

When you ask the programmer to design your train station.

What about it?

This is asking for off-by-one error, but with trains.

Prod db, backup db, staging db

Woah Woah...hold on you sussy baka.

Greek Trojan in Disguise