When I'm out with chicks, I send them home supposedly on my tab, but actually put cash payment and turn on airplane mode right away so she can't call me back.

🤣 - genius move
😐 - you're a dickhead

#cheapskate #dating #scam #cashonly #airplanemode #dateandrun #stingy #douchebag

Hey shame.
Remembered a story from 6th grade, dad gave me his old touchscreen phone, came to school, all the guys were jealous since they had button phones. So I let my friend check out the phone, he went to gallery and saw a video. Called all the guys to watch this video, and guess what was on it? The video showed dad jerking his dick to the camera...🙃

😂 - traumatized for life
🤮 - dad's home movies

#traumatized #dadsvideo #schoolfail #awkward #scarredforlife #friendssaw #neverlivedown #childhood

M22. Doing internship at clinic reception. So sick of these old hags that I tell the nastiest ones that the doctor isn't available or there's no appointments, even though I could find a spot, and I enjoy watching them complain. You should've been in the grave long ago, but you keep coming to get treated.

😢 - you're fucking insane
🤣 - right, send them there

#healthcare #elderabuse #receptionistfail #cruel #powertrip #sickjoy #workfail #psycho