Got a buddy who’s been striking out with the ladies and in the bedroom department forever. But damn, he finally snagged a total stunner, a real head-turner with a body that’s pure dynamite. I’m thinking, holy shit, this guy hit the jackpot… only to find out just recently that yeah, she’s gorgeous, but she can’t walk—something’s up with her legs. She rolls around in a wheelchair. So I ask him, yo, you cool with that? And he just grins and says, man, I bang her right in that chair…

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