My ex was such a hardcore tank-gaming freak that he’d piss in bottles rather than peel himself away from his damn computer.
I came home from work one day, exhausted, and there he was—glued to the screen like a zombie. My favorite juice sat on the table, taunting me. I was parched as hell, so I twisted the cap off, took a big swig, and… holy shit. Let’s just say that bastard, his monitor, his keyboard, and the whole freaking desk ended up drenched in his piss and my vomit. What a disgusting disaster!
#gross #gamerfail #wtf #disgusting