My ex was such a hardcore tank-gaming freak that he’d piss in bottles rather than peel himself away from his damn computer.
I came home from work one day, exhausted, and there he was—glued to the screen like a zombie. My favorite juice sat on the table, taunting me. I was parched as hell, so I twisted the cap off, took a big swig, and… holy shit. Let’s just say that bastard, his monitor, his keyboard, and the whole freaking desk ended up drenched in his piss and my vomit. What a disgusting disaster!

#gross #gamerfail #wtf #disgusting

Similar Posts

Similar

A gay dude and a chick end up stranded on a godforsaken island ?️?️
After a month of nothing but sand and silence, she corners him, desperation in her eyes:
- "Screw me, man! I’m dying for some action down there."
- "Hell, if there was a guy around, I’d be all over him, no question."
- "What about me? I’m right here, a woman, craving you!"
- "Sorry, babe, not gonna happen."
- "Okay, fine, but tell me—what’s so damn thrilling about a guy banging another guy in the ass?"
- "Alright, screw talking. Let me just show you."
He flips her over, bends her down, and goes straight for the backdoor. She screams bloody murder:
- "It hurts! You moron! Stop it right now!!"
And he just smirks, tossing back: Keep reading…

#stranded #wildstories #taboo #unfiltered

Similar

So, there I was, getting some fiery action from my girl, and I let loose right in her mouth. She swallowed it down like a champ and immediately went in for a kiss. Now, I’m not one to get hung up on crude street codes or prison bullshit, but damn, in that moment, it just felt wrong. I blurted out, “Go rinse your mouth,” half-joking but still kinda grossed out. She got pissed, and honestly, I’m still kicking myself over how that went down. Felt like an asshole then, and it still stings a bit.

#awkward #regret #relationships #cringe

Similar

My buddy D22 is in the sex trade, but she’s not banging just any random dude or sugar daddy. Nah, she’s exclusively fucking guys with disabilities—think missing limbs or those who can’t even walk. She claims she’s out here doing God’s work, spreading kindness, and only charges a measly fee for her services...

What a wild fuckin’ saint, right?

#unconventional #sexwork #kindness #taboo