My ex was such a hardcore tank-gaming freak that he’d piss in bottles rather than peel himself away from his damn computer.
I came home from work one day, exhausted, and there he was—glued to the screen like a zombie. My favorite juice sat on the table, taunting me. I was parched as hell, so I twisted the cap off, took a big swig, and… holy shit. Let’s just say that bastard, his monitor, his keyboard, and the whole freaking desk ended up drenched in his piss and my vomit. What a disgusting disaster!

#gross #gamerfail #wtf #disgusting

A gay dude and a chick end up stranded on a godforsaken island ?️?️
After a month of nothing but sand and silence, she corners him, desperation in her eyes:
- "Screw me, man! I’m dying for some action down there."
- "Hell, if there was a guy around, I’d be all over him, no question."
- "What about me? I’m right here, a woman, craving you!"
- "Sorry, babe, not gonna happen."
- "Okay, fine, but tell me—what’s so damn thrilling about a guy banging another guy in the ass?"
- "Alright, screw talking. Let me just show you."
He flips her over, bends her down, and goes straight for the backdoor. She screams bloody murder:
- "It hurts! You moron! Stop it right now!!"
And he just smirks, tossing back: Keep reading…

#stranded #wildstories #taboo #unfiltered

So, there I was, getting some fiery action from my girl, and I let loose right in her mouth. She swallowed it down like a champ and immediately went in for a kiss. Now, I’m not one to get hung up on crude street codes or prison bullshit, but damn, in that moment, it just felt wrong. I blurted out, “Go rinse your mouth,” half-joking but still kinda grossed out. She got pissed, and honestly, I’m still kicking myself over how that went down. Felt like an asshole then, and it still stings a bit.

#awkward #regret #relationships #cringe