Strolling past the grimy old train station today, I got ambushed by a damn HOBO. The moment his bloodshot eyes locked on mine, he unleashed a wild poetic rant: "Oh, sweet Aphrodite, your beauty burns my soul! I tied the knot once, and damn, what a foolish goal!" and some other mumbled nonsense. Hell, this was the first dude to ever serenade me with poetry in my entire life. Kinda epic, until he hit me up for spare change right after... Romantic bastards, always pulling that crap😒

#streetlife #unexpectedpoetry #hustle #romancegonewrong

Hey, you bunch of degenerates! I’m head over heels, absolutely fucking obsessed with this hot chick!
But here’s the kicker—she’s getting the shit beaten out of her by her scumbag stepdad. After soaking up all the wild tales of shame in this cursed place, I decided to play the damn hero and step up for her. Big mistake. This asshole maced me, kicked the living hell out of me, and—get this—pissed all over my head. And the ultimate fucking humiliation? She just stood there, watching the whole damn thing unfold. 😢

#humiliation #epicfail #savage #wtf

I made a wild bet with my girl, swearing I’d get inside her one way or another within a month.
When push came to shove, I had no choice but to spike her banana smoothie with a little “extra,”
filmed the whole damn thing for proof, and hell yeah, I bagged a grand.
But fuck, lost a friend in the process.
Alina, I’m sorry, babe, forgive me. 😢

#wildbet #savage #sorrynotsorry #prankgonewrong