So, I roll up to my first date with this dude, and guess what? He hands me a damn binder stuffed with intel on his romantic past. We’re talking detailed reports of every ex, complete with photos, saved chat screenshots, and even friggin’ testimonials from his former flames. Then he smirks and says, “Here’s my badass portfolio, take a look, babe!”
What a wild way to kick things off!
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Today, I stumbled upon a bizarre scene straight out of some twisted street theater. A bunch of kids were caught up in the weirdest damn game I’ve ever seen. This little punk of a boy was chucking dry crackers onto the filthy asphalt like he was feeding a flock of birds. And the girls? Hell, they were bent over, pecking at the crumbs with their mouths, hands behind their backs, mimicking pigeons in the most fucked-up way possible. What a wild, messed-up sight!
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I was with this chick for three damn years, then we split. Over that time, she went down on me maybe five times, and yeah, the sex was pretty vanilla, nothing wild. But here’s the kicker—every single time, I had to show up with a gift or some damn flowers just to get some action. Fast forward, she’s now with this new dude, a guy I know, and he’s bragging about how she lets him hit it from the back and begs him to finish on her face and in her mouth. And guess what? He doesn’t even bother with gifts or any of that crap.
Man, I’m fucking raging! Turns out I was just a simp, jumping through hoops while she’s out here wildin’ with someone else. 😡
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