I was grinding away at a parcel pickup spot last summer, dealing with all sorts of lunatics, but one dude etched himself into my memory.
Without a second thought, I scan his QR code, hustle to grab his package, and casually throw out, "Wanna check it?" The guy stares at me, completely dumbfounded, his jaw practically on the floor, saying nada. Curiosity got the better of me, so I peek at the contents—and holy hell, it’s a set of anal plugs and a couple of massive dildos just chilling in there...

#wtf #awkward #shockvalue #nsfw

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