Back when we were just 18, we were chilling and getting smashed outside some grimy apartment block. Out of nowhere, this crusty old bum crawls out from the basement like some sewer rat and starts yapping, “Hey, little ladies, ain’t it a bit early for you to be boozing?”
I whipped out my ID from my bag, shoved it right in his ugly mug, and snapped, “Piss off, I’m 18, check it!” Guess the creep memorized my name from that little stunt.
Now, every damn time he spots me, he bellows across the street, “Yo, Yulka! Why the hell ain’t you dropping by my dump? I’ve been waiting for ya forever!”
Fucking humiliating, the whole neighborhood knows my name now thanks to this filthy loudmouth!
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