So, this dude straight-up asked me to go down on him. I’d never done it before, but fuck it, I said yes. Things got wild fast—those sloppy, wet noises had me cracking up, and I couldn’t get it right for shit. He flipped out, screaming that I’m a dumbass who can’t take anything seriously, and threatened to dump me if I didn’t blow him proper.

😐 - Fine, I’ll suck it up and do it.
👍 - Screw him, I’m telling him to fuck off.
🤣 - Bet I’ll bite his dick for fun.

#drama #relationships #awkward #savage

I treat chicks like absolute trash, acting like a total asshole, not giving a damn about their feelings, sometimes even smacking them around. But here’s the wild fucking twist: they eat that shit up. When I played the nice guy, though? They screwed me over, walked all over me, and one even cheated like it was nothing.😐

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Brace yourselves for a tale that sounds like a punchline straight out of a wild comedy, but believe it or not, this actually unfolded at a grand feast hosted by none other than Alexander III of Russia.

Picture this: a snooty French ambassador, all decked out in his fancy getup, leans over during a lavish banquet and, with a smirk, quizzes the Tsar:

"Your Majesty, is it true that you Russians actually chow down on buckwheat?"
Alexander III, unfazed, shoots back, "Hell yeah, we do. What's your point?"
The ambassador, dripping with disdain, scoffs, "Well, in France, we wouldn't dream of touching that vile slop—it's strictly pig food!"
Without missing a damn beat, the Tsar locks eyes with the pompous Frenchman and fires off a question of his own...

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