I once had a chick who played the prude, swearing off curse words like they were the devil’s tongue, calling them tacky and gross.
Yet, behind closed doors—or sometimes wide open ones—she’d deepthroat like a champ and let me take her from behind.
Hell, we’d often bang in public spots, no shame in our game.
What a “proper” little contradiction she was!
#hypocrisy #wildside #publicfun #nsfw
I get a wicked thrill from tossing sand right into the mouths and eyes of screaming brats in strollers. It’s pure chaos—watching them wail even louder while their moms lose their damn minds is just the best!
Hell yeah, I’m a total asshole for this!
Meh, it’s whatever.
#savage #prank #chaos #darkhumor
Hey, fellas, here’s a savage trick for ya! Drop some fake ads saying you’re hunting for high-end escorts with fat stacks of cash. Lure ‘em in for an “interview” while playing the big-shot pimp. Then, push ‘em to prove their skills right there on the spot with you. After they’ve shown their moves, just smirk and say, “Sorry, babe, you ain’t cuttin’ it!”
? - Nah, this is some trashy nonsense
? - Absolute genius, I’m game to try this!
# SavageMoves # StreetSmart # HustleHard # NoFilter
A guy storms into a sex therapist’s office, frustration written all over his face.
“Doc, it just won’t stand up!” he blurts out.
The therapist gives him a thorough once-over and says with a smirk,
“Bring your wife along tomorrow, let’s get to the bottom of this.”
The next day, the couple shows up. The doc pulls the wife into the office and tells the guy,
“Hey, champ, cool your jets in the hallway. Ma’am, let’s get you stripped down… yeah, all the way… perfect, now hop on the couch…
Nice, flip over onto your stomach… alright, now up on all fours… got it, that’s enough, get dressed.”
The doc sticks his head out into the corridor, looking at the guy with a knowing grin.
#sextherapy #relationshipstruggles #awkwardmoments #boldtruths